Tuesday, 27 April 2010

Poland: Can Europe Cope With Another Gay Head of State?

Jaroslaw Kaczynski - whose brother, Lech, was killed in an air crash earlier this month - has announced he will stand in the Polish presidential elections in June.
Whilst many may feel drawn to the idea of this flamboyant bachelor and former child star (see slightly creepy picture left) becoming the de facto Queen of Poland, we urge them to think again.
And not just because Jarolslaw is also a deeply closeted right-wing goon who happily uses homophobia to try and woo Poland's Catholic fundamentalist nutter vote.
In February 2009, Johanna Sigurdardottir, became President of Iceland - and the first openly head of state in Europe.
Iceland has recently suffered the largest banking collapse of any country in history. Although, the actual collapse took place the year before she came to power, all right-thinking people will see it was clearly intended as a warning by a vengeful god.
In March and April a volcano in Eyjafjallajökull in the south of Iceland erupted for the first time since 1821, bringing chaos across Europe.
Although I can't be bothered to check right now, there's almost certainly a bit about how something like this was going to happen in the Book of Revelation near the back of The Bible.
Perverts in power? Just say "Nr".
It's Polish for "No".

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