Friday, 27 August 2010

Cabinet Rumour: Who's Next?

"A Cabinet minister is ready to take legal action to halt a series of increasingly lurid but baseless rumours sweeping Westminster over his sexuality, The Daily Telegraph has learnt."
Has it? Who?
No, not Crispin Blunt, he came out this afternoon.
"The minister, who is married, has been accused of having an affair with a Whitehall official and of having a long-term relationship with a journalist. He has strongly denied the allegations. Senior Downing Street aides are braced this weekend for “suggestive” reports to begin surfacing over the Cabinet minister’s private life.
"Friends of the minister have warned that he will not hesitate to take “action” should unfounded allegations that he is homosexual, which are circulating on the internet, appear in mainstream media."
Who on Jupiter can they mean?
Apropos of nothing - there's a fun new caption competition on Guido Fawkes blog today.
What larks!

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