Monday, 15 November 2010

The Sun: A Load Of Arse

"A MAN'S bum is the first thing most women look at when eyeing him up, a survey says," The Sun says today.
This is from a poll/press release from a jeans company, so I'm sure it can be trusted.
Even if it conjures up a slightly unlikely image of women constantly contorting themselves so they can sneek a peek at any man they've just met.
Or maybe they accidentally-on-purpose drop their handkerchiefs or something?
Anyway, I digress; "Six in ten girls reckon it is the most attractive part of a fella's bod - while 56 per cent find the eyes most alluring. Then comes the mouth with 22%..."
Hang on - we're up to 128% already.
You do the math/s.

• And in other news; "THIS week The Sun is celebrating 40 fabulous years of Page 3 girls" so it's tits ahoy on their website at the moment.
Whatever happened to the Page 7 Fella? (Makes sad face).


  1. I rate a man thus:

    1. Eyes
    2. Mouth
    3. Cock
    4. Arse
    5. Legs
    6. Hands

    Thank you.

  2. 1. Purple helmet.
    2. Spleen.
    3. Toenails.
    4. Coccyx.
    5. Bum hair.
    6. Feet.

    Thank you.

  3. Ha ha!!!
    Point taken.

    No, I rate men first of all on the content of their character, of course!
    The rest is just icing on the cake ;)

  4. It's always a good idea to have a look at their ID too.

  5. Whatever happened to the Page 7 Fella? (Makes sad face).

    Just for you, Fagburn. :)