Monday, 18 April 2011

Exciting Music News: Maybe?

Joe McElderry may have been dropped by Simon Cowell's record label, Syco (MTV). No-one's actually sure, but they're still having a good old gloat about it • "Harry Derbidge is secretly dating Eton Road hunk Anthony Hannah" (The Daily Mirror). That's Harry off The Only Way Is Essex, obviously. Anthony Hannah is the funny looking girliebloke who you may not have thought of as a "hunk" • Jedward - fucking Jedward - are the cover stars for the new GT. Apparently they're not gay. Let's hope they say they love their gay fans • And finally, X Factor's Diva Fever are headlining Calderdale Pride. Where on earth is Calderdale? • Can life get any fucking better?

1 comment:

  1. Isn't the gay one in Jedward gay then?