Monday, 18 April 2011

The Sun: If You Could Turn Any Celebrity Gay

If you could turn any celebrity gay, who would it be and why?

Gorgeous British diver Tom Daley would be a perfect gay. Let's face it, he's preternaturally tan and he never steps out of a Speedo, so he's half way there already. He just needs a push.

Assuming you and Tom went on a weekend city break, where would that be and why?

Iceland would be nice. Tom is average height there and he and I could float around in steaming lakes, wet and buoyant and cleansed. I'd cradle him in my arms, like a delicate (and hot) flower.

Scott Capurro interviewed in The Sun.
If Mr Capurro were a true fan, he'd know Tom wears Adidas swimwear.

Scott Capurro's Position is at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern in London every Thursday until May 5.
Fagburn really hopes Scott has Tom as a guest on his new show.

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