Tuesday, 30 August 2011

Morrissey: Meat Is Finger

Heaven knows how I missed this story about Morrissey being bitten by a dog last month.
Well, apparently there's been complications and she's now having further treatment.
Diddums.
You know what they say, don't you?
"When a dog bites a man, that is not news.
Man bites a dog, that is news.
Dog bites Morrissey - that's hilarious."
I wonder he if he'll write a song about it?
The dog that is?

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