Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Daily Star: Phwoar!

The EDL-loving fun-loving Daily Star has just published "Britain's biggest ever sex survey."
And if you believe that you're probably so thick you believe the rest of the crap in Britain's worst newspaper.
The survey broke down readers by region and asked them about one-night stands, losing their virginity, safer sex, booze, and number of sexual partners.
Cor!
They do sound a boring bunch.
Though some of the blokes clearly have imaginations as vivid as the jerks that write for the Star.
And guess what type of sex they didn't ask about?
It's nice to have standards, don't you think?

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