Saturday, 24 December 2011

Obligatory Sentimental Heartwarming Christmas Story

Matthew Banks - the total gaylord fan of musicals who bunked off jury service so he could go and see Chicago in that London, but was dropped in it by his (now ex?) boyfriend - has been released from Forest Bank young offender institution after just four days.
Cut to: Footage of reunion with Mum; snowflakes fall; Darlene Love starts singing Christmas (Baby Please Come Home); the adorable little nipper from the John Lewis ad appears bearing gifts; world pretends it's not having a little cry. FIN.

PS Note the Mail headline begins with the ever so slightly loaded phrase, "I'm Free!"

Update: Matthew says "he was locked in his cell for his own safety after his fellow inmates found out that he was gay."

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