Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Silly Season: Filler

FEW stars look like “real men” these days when they hit the beach. The hairy chest brigade have been overtaken by a bunch of preening pretty boys. 
Cristiano Ronaldo, Aston Merrygold and the TOWIE mob pack their beach bags with guyliner, moisturiser, teeth whitener and hair straighteners. 
But movie hardmen Hugh Jackman, Daniel Craig and Stephen Dorff don’t bother with plucking, pedicures and waxes before they pack their trunks. 
Here we sort the men from the boys... 
 The Sun.

"Right, if we print the pictures big enough we can probably fill two pages with this nonsense. Pub?"

Men! (Grrr!): Daniel Craig, Anthony Kiedis, Stephen Dorff, Mark Wahlberg, Hugh Jackman, Gerard Butler.
Not men: Joey Essex, Mark Wright, Cristiano Ronaldo, Aston Merrygold, Gavin Henson, "Gaz from Geordie Shore".

Although I'm not 100% sure about Aston, they seem to have pointedly only chosen gentlemen of a heterosexual persuasion.


  1. All the "real men" are older guys so they probably no longer over-preen as they'd look a little ridiculous.
    I fooking LOVES Hugh Jackman but he could go into either category, shirley?
    Then again, this article is pure BOLLOCKS and shouldn't be given any thought...