Friday, 12 July 2013

Drones: Bombing For Bumming!

A drone missile has been painted with rainbow wings in support of gay pride, Gay Star News can exclusively reveal.
The missile was made by General Atomics - GA, which is like two-thirds of the way to gay.
GA is one of the most gay-friendly companies in the "defence" industry.
"I love my boss, I love bums and I love bombs," said a happy LGBT employee in a press release we received earlier.
The gaily-painted drone missile killed 23 Afghans at a wedding party - gay marriage is illegal in Afghanistan, because these people are foreign and backwards and that's why killing them's okay.
"Seeing all those dismembered dead kids and thinking it was a rainbow-coloured drone that did this made me so glad to be gay - and to work for GA!" said M O'Ron.
"This is a company that really cares."
Way to go, gay drone!

PS Fuck this moronic corporate cocksucking power-serving gay shit.

• Please follow Chris Woods on Twitter who's documenting targeted killings by US drones.

6 comments:

  1. I'm afraid gay men are the new pets of the fickle straight world (nobody really cares about lesbians): but like any pet owned by a fickle owner, once you stop looking cute and start pissing on the carpet, you'll be shouted at.

    The straights now want to pretend -because it makes them feel better- that gay people are just like them; not very similar to them and thus deserving of same treatment in law and employment and not being beaten up and abused (which is just and right) but EXACTLY like them hence all the straights smugly promoting gay marriage for karma brownie points.

    Of course, this is not true, and I fear the backlash will begin again when gay people don't follow the path of mortgage, kids and renault clio's. They've bent over backwards (or at least 'liked' same sex marriage on facebook and waved a few stupid flags and wristbands) to let you into their club, so you'd better bloody well join it.

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  2. This wasn't a press release - Barclays paid for it.

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  3. FUCK GAY STAR NEWS AND THEIR FUCKING BRAINDEAD SHIT.
    THAT CRAP ABOUT "BUG CHASING" SHOWS EVER MORE THAT WE NEED A HEALTHY ROBUST GAY INVESTIGATIVE NEWS MEDIA. BUT WE FUCKING DON'T, DO WE?
    WE HAVE THAT SHIT!
    WE'RE FUCKED. I MEAN, EVERYONE'S FUCKED FOR THE SAME REASON - BUT WE NEED A STRONG MEDIA BECAUSE WE'RE MORE LIKELY TO BE IN THE FIRING LINE.
    SURELY IT'S NOT BEYOND THE REALMS OF POSSIBILITY THAT A DECENT GAY MEDIA CAN BE SET UP AGAIN?????

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  4. BK means this site isn't what it used to be.

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  5. Seriously, though.
    Is it possible to have a vigorous, robust and vital and honest gay media that does what is so fucking clearly needs to do? Not this inane and complacent and right-wing bum-kissing shit that we have now.
    If it is - and surely it must be - what do we need to do to get it going?
    There must be enough gay writers who care and who are willing to contribute and there must be decent gayers with oodles of dosh who would bankroll such an enterprise (if a lot of money is needed?)

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