Sunday, 14 July 2013

Gay Marriage: Anal Sex To Be Taught In Primary Schools Shock!

A 12 year old girl came home from school. She was excited and disturbed all at the same time. In line with the national curriculum for sex and relationships education, the teacher had been educating her about the birds and the bees, and for the first time she had been informed about the (to her) fascinating biological mechanics of sex and procreation...
If the Marriage (Same-Sex Couples) Bill becomes law this year, what will the school teach her younger sister? Under the new legislation for ‘equal marriage’, the authorities will be proscribed from distinguishing and discriminating between gay and straight marital relationships.
Gay sex acts will, by law, be equivalent to the straight sex act, and she will necessarily be taught from the school syllabus about the biological mechanics of anal sex. Will they also teach her about its physiological dangers and health risks?

Apparently some Christian loonlords will be driving this billboard around London tomorrow.
You've lost the argument.
Now go home and shut the fuck up!

Update: Half of religious people support gay marriage - according to almost certainly flawed YouGov poll.


  1. Oooo, I like the stock photography at the bottom of their home page, a range of races, just to prove that everyone is welcome at APART FROM THE GAYZ.

  2. Is this campaign a massive piss-take? Their slogan is pretty much 'Won't somebody think of the children?'.

    1. It's like the 'Straight Pride' website, you just think this has to be a joke....