The Times breaks with tradition by not printing a front-page photo of some fruity young ladies celebrating their A Level results, but one of some (presumably) fruity young men.
Meanwhile, in other exciting A level-related news, Tom Daley has got three straight As - possibly the first straight things he's ever got.
Well done, our Tom!
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