Monday, 30 December 2013

2013 The Gay Year In Review: Our New Star Columnist Penelope Gymkhana-Pony Writes

Well, it's been a real rollercoaster of a year for the gays, and make no mistake!
Aren't the gays great?
I am friends with one.
He is a totally brill GBF - that's a gay best friend!!!
Have you got one?
And now they can get gaymarried!
But not in Russia!
Not so amazing!!!
Happy gaybumming to Sebastian, sweetie!
Let's go skiing in Biarritiz again, babes!
Can I just say again I really really love The Gays!
They're like so cool and funny and look nice and like going clothes shopping with me.
I'd marry Sebastian but I'm worried about the fisting.
Will this do?

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