Wednesday, 25 December 2013

Fagburn: A New Xmas Fairy Tale

One day in a land far, far away, an emperor had no clothes.
Some leading fashionable gay designers came and told his majesty they were making an invisible costume, just for him.
The king believed them.
One day he went strutting out in all his make-believe pomp, as thousands cheered.
A little kid pointed out that the king was naked.
"He is nekkid! Stark bollocked! He is in the nuddy nud nud! He has no clothes! I repeat 'THE KING IS NAKED!'"
But everyone ignored the little boy, so the movie kept moving as planned...

(trad. arr. R. Smith)

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