Tuesday, 31 December 2013

New Year Honours: Gay Bloke Awarded Meaningless Award

Trevor Multi-Storey-Car-Park, who is openly gay, has been awarded a gong in the New Year Honours, Fagburn can exclusively reveal.
Mr Multi-Storey-Car-Park was awarded a CGBE (Chief Gayer of the British Empire) after five years as Keeper and Grand Protector of Her Majesty the Queen's Royal Swans - an hereditary office - and for "personal services" to Prince Edward.

1 comment:

  1. That's marvellous news and about time he had some recognition!