Friday, 19 December 2014

Panto: Gag Of The Year

“I need some buttocks on my face,” says one Ugly Sister.

“Botox, you mean?” says the other.

“I know what I said!”

From Cinderella at The New Wimbledon Theatre, as reported by Bagehot in the Economist Special Double Xmas Issue.

The fact that mums and dads across the nation will be dragging their kids along to see stuff like this is one of the few things that makes Fagburn proud to be British.

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