Monday, 30 March 2015

Justin Bieber: Roasted

Kevin Hart:

"Justin has fans in middle school or staying 500 feet away from one."


"You act so much like a pussy, Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you."

Martha Stewart:

"Sixty million Twitter followers? The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower."

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy:

"Justin Bieber is a full-grown man who works and loves and makes things with his hands. He sings to 9-year-olds and his hair is like a gay figure skater."

Snoop Dogg:

"Justin, you're so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right."

Jeff Ross:

"Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she's dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you? Selena Gomez had sex with [you]... proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won't do."

Justin Bieber:

"What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours."

The best of Billboard's 21 Best Jokes From Justin Bieber's Comedy Central Roast.

Update: Attention Justin fans! Cop a load of this! 

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