Wednesday, 11 March 2015

Pink News: Ask Dave!

1. How often did you get buggered when you were at Eton?

2. How much did you enjoy it - on a scale of one to 'Ooh, Rupert, don't stop!'?

3. Do you think this has influenced why you went on to bugger up this country?

NB Points will be deducted each time you answer a question and include the line; 'And that's why we introduced gay marriage.'

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