Thursday, 14 March 2013

Sex Pope: Papal Celebrity Sweepstake

Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook and contentedly set my watch. Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered down on his weary and well-worn old knees in some dreary motel or latrine, with an expired Visa card, having tried to pay well over the odds to be peed upon by some Apache transvestite.

Christopher Hitchens.

Okay.... so when do YOU think Pope Francis will be exposed - Cardinal O'Brien style - as a big ole gay?
Please email Fagburn your answer - I'll allow it to the nearest week. 
First come, first served.
The prize is either eternal life strumming a lyre on a fluffy cloud, or being peed on by an Apache transvestite, whichever you prefer.
There is no cash alternative, and the editor's decision is final.


  1. Did we evr learn why Hitchens picked 'Apache transvestite', of all the tribes? Seems somewhat,er, odd, no?

    1. I guess it was probably the one that first comes to mind from watching TV Westerns.
      Or did they have a strong berdache tradition?

    2. looked it up. Apache also means "a Parisian gangster, rowdy, or ruffian."

    3. Or maybe Hitch had a thing about your actual Apaches?
      Sadly, now we may never know...

  2. An ex girlfriend has come out today PHEW!

  3. I bet a box of teabags he's a bigamist.

    Instead of a buggermist.