Sunday, 23 June 2013

Fagburn: Still No News

There is no gay news today, Pink Gay Star News can exclusively reveal.
We were hoping to fill some space with a press release by Peter Tatchell complaining about the lack of gay news today, but he was too busy single-handedly saving the world, he said in a press release.
Or maybe a completely unfunny video from that gay twat who was in Star Trek 45 years ago.
Perhaps someone you've never heard of in America who doesn't like the gays has said they don't like the gays again?
A made-up survey by some charity who wants more money?
Nay, nay and thrice nay.
An inspirational YouTube video of a gay teen who's just come out?
Or has he just committed suicide after watching some It Gets Better videos?
Sadly, all to no avail.
Meanwhile, here's an ad for pants.
Good day and good gardening.

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