Friday, 29 November 2013

Robbie Williams: Musical

The confused crooner reckons he’s “49%” homosexual.
And to prove it he’s taking his love of musicals to another level.
The pop papa, 39, now wants to star in a musical production of his own life, including new songs to go with his classic hits (probably leaving Rudebox out of it).
He revealed: “I would really like to have a crack at it. I love musical theatre and a lot of the other things that are often associated with gays.
“I am 49% homosexual and sometimes as far as 50%. However, that would imply that I enjoy having a particular sort of fun which I don’t.”
His wife Ayda Field, 34, will be relieved to hear that, we’re sure...

Daily Star.

But could there be a gay journalist dull and joyless enough to get an angry article out of this light-hearted aside?

Patrick Strudwick, come on down!

As one wag once noted, Mr Strudwick would accuse a roll of wallpaper of being homophobic.

PS Patrick's literally unreadable column for Gay Times, before he was junked for being too boring for words. See also his absence from Attitude...


  1. I'm sorry to say that I'm siding with our Patti very slightly on this one. It's all well and good having a harmless flirt with your gay fans and that ("Do I care for sodomy? Yeah - probably") but please don't then get in a tiff because you're being "accused" of being a whoopsie and get so enraged that you actually sue the papers for suggesting so. I think calling an album "Swings Both Ways" is fine if you've got no problem with being perceived as a bit fruity (which Robbie clearly is not). But not after you've fought and won a case proving your heterosexuality. Legally straight. Just like Jase.

    1. Yes, his 2005 "libel" action was most odd, and like Jase seemed to offer the defence that he was concerned about being called a liar...