Friday, 28 March 2014

BBC News: That Gay Marriage Report In Full

'At midnight tonight the gays and the homosexuals will be able to get gaymarried. Just like normal people. Let's go over to Penelope Pitstop to find out more...'

[Amusing musical intro of 'Get Me To The Church On Time', seemingly oblivious to the fact that gay couples still can't get married in churches].

'Hi! I'm here with David and David. You're getting gaymarried tomorrow, aren't you?'

'Yes, we are.'

'And what will you be wearing? Who's the woman here?'


'Ok, congratulations. Now in the interest of BBC balance I shall ask Dr Clive Goebbels from Christianity Now! what he thinks about the gay marriage.'

'These disgusting sodomites are all scum and must be rounded up and shot in the face, like it says in the Bible.'

'Thank you, Dr Goebbels.'

'And next on BBC News Nick Griffin comments on the Stephen Lawrence enquiry, for balance...'

1 comment:

  1. Bravo. You forgot the vox pop where Woman in Headscarf drones on about how she love the gays and so does God as long as there's none of that naughty hanky panky and for balance, some nondescript person says something nondescript. That's how the Bigoted Broadcasting Corporation cleverly implants the impression that people are opposed or indifferent.