Thursday, 27 August 2015

Margaret Thatcher: Soviet Agent Led VIP Paedophile Ring - Claim

The late prime minister was a Soviet agent who ran the notorious Dolphin Square VIP paedophile ring and drank the blood of young boys, claims Mr Al Coholic, 66.

Other members are said to include Harold Wilson, Lord Lucan and Pinky & Percy.

Finchley police are eating donuts investigating.

Naturally we can't be arsed to check this insane idea, but will run it anyway.

1 comment:

  1. It is very saddening to see that this plague of donut addiction has spread to to the police of your island nation as well. The situation does seem hopeless now. :(