Wednesday, 26 August 2015

Survey: Shock News

In a shock new poll, 99% of people have declared most polls utterly meaningless.

Tall gay men with ginger hair were more likely to identify as 'nonplussed'.

102% said they were 'survey curious'.

6% said they were Jeremy Corbyn.

More when we get the rest of the press release...

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