Saturday, 30 January 2016

Elton John: You've Spelt 'Kunt' Wrong



  1. How to endear yourself to the general public:

    "I just have stacks and stacks and stacks of money for no good reason. I spend it all on tat. LOL. But really I am quite troubled, in the same way you lot are, but instead of crying I just buy more cushions. Isn't that wonderful ?"

  2. Being like me is a bit like being a Queen, Dido of Carthage ,Marie Antoinette, and a dash of Elizabeth of Glamis

  3. Its great being me. I'm not in the slightest bit insecure. See these cushions ? I bought those. Of course I cry sometimes. But that's because I'm so lovely. Will you buy me a drink ? I can't go on with this charade of a life.