Wednesday, 20 January 2016

Queerty: Writing Rubbish For a Living

Straight guys, finding a bro-job has never been easier thanks to BRO, a social networking app that caters to heteroflexible dudes seeking bromances… and other things.

“BRO goes beyond using labels, and is for men that are interested in meeting other men,” the description reads. “It’s as simple as that. Just sign up, and start looking for new bros!”

The app allows users to search for potential bros, chat, mark their favorites, and even “Fistbump” one another...

Jane Ward, whose bestselling [sic!] book Not Gay: Sex Between Straight White Men caused a media frenzy [sic!!] last summer, says BRO further supports her theory that straight-identifying men engage in homosexual behaviors a lot more often than people might think...

Aww, Queerty got another press release from someone trying to sell a nonsensical book!*

Jane Ward is a complete fucking fraud.

But yeah, that's right boys, all straight men are really secretly gagging for it.

Why let dull old facts get in the way of your fantasy?

(Wonder if this will last as long as the Every Girl Needs A Gay app)

PS When Fagburn started it was partly inspired by the way Queerty could talk about (gay) politics in a funny, non-boring way, now it's just too crass for words.

* She did email the US gay media about this, offering interviews to push her silly book!

1 comment:

  1. It gets more confusing by the day.

    I don't understand all the LGBTPGTIPS stuff either.